If you give a girl...

If you give a girl a blog, she'll stalk other blogs.

While blog stalking, she'll come across a recipe for a mask.

She'll want to try said face mask to try to rid her face of recent acne infestation.

She'll get out all the supplies.

When she sees the honey she'll remember how good honey tastes on waffles.

She'll ask her cute husband to make the waffles while she smears the face mask on.

She'll get it way too thick [apparently] and it will begin to drip all down her shirt.

While waiting for the mask to fight off the acne, she'll get bored and want a book to read (which is good because she has lots of books that need to be read for her Library Science class.)

At some point during all this, she'll think about how this might be some good material for a blog post.

When she goes to write the blog post, she'll see the pictures of the honey and start craving a waffle...