Thursday, December 22, 2011

Being a Good Husband 101

I've always thought Justin should teach classes to husbands and husbands-to-be.
He's an expert in the field.

Here is a portfolio of his work if you're interested in hiring him to train your husband:

Fresh flowers!

Chocolate covered strawberries!

Taco soup on the stove!

This may not look like much, but, ladies, your heart is about to skip a beat...

Laundry washed, dried, and folded!

Breakfast and lunch ready to put in my lunch box (complete with napkin note!)

Awhile back, he went out of town and left notes for me to read each day!


When you've picked your jaw up off the floor, please call me to book training sessions!

Limited space. Spots will go fast!

Book and now and receive two free bonus sessions:

Achieving an Amazing Anniversary

and

Birthday Blunders--How to Avoid Them!

**Fine print: Justin is not a miracle worker and, therefore, cannot guarantee results for all husbands enrolled in the program.**

**Reference available.**

**Sorry, ladies, Justin is not available for rent.**


2 comments:

  1. This is amazingly unbelievable!!! Is this normal behavior for him? Can Jesse enroll?!

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  2. I love that he picked the "Mater" snack pack for you! :)

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